Last week I mentioned the new ITV1 drama The Palace, which is a Footballers' Wives style soap about a fictional British Royal family. Sadly the makers still haven't cottoned on that they're making fluff and should be getting the cast to strip off every five minutes, and the best we got was King Richard's bare shoulders as he sat up in bed. Really ( Read more... )

Seriously, people seem determined to steal my thoughts for fun and profit. First it was Antony Gormley, now ITV have got in on the act. I'm really going to have to install a firewall over my brain. See, some of you may recall the ongoing saga of the play what I want to write, that involves James Sutton in scenes of frequent-but-crucial-to-the-plot- ( Read more... )